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Bob Hope

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE

Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running

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