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Bob Hope

Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table

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