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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

Bob Hope

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.

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