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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.

Bill Watterson

My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
BILL WATTERSON

Problem Tiny Trouble
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie

As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.

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