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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.

Bob Hope

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.

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