You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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