I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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