When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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