There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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