Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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