When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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