It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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