Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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