A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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