A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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