Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDThere is no failure except in no longer trying.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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