Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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