There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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