We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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