In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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