The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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