If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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