University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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