No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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