Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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