“One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.”

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?

Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.

It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.

Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.

There is no failure except in no longer trying.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Behind us: the unknown. Before us: the secret.

I loved you long before you loved me. It’s the only thing i have you beat at, and i’ll bring it up every chance i get.

Before then, Britain was pessimistic and the role of government was largely managing Britain in decline.

I cannot even remember a time before being conscious of James Bond.

The words that come direct from the people are the greatest.If you substitute one out of your own vocabulary, it disappears before your eyes.

The psychedelic inner astronaut sees things which no human being has ever seen before, and no other human being will ever see again. But in fact this has no meaning unless it is possible to carry it back into the collectivity.

No human eye had looked at this moth before; no one would see its friends. So much detail goes unnoticed in the world.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.