Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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