As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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