In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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