If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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