Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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