Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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