Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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