University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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