The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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