Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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