One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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