I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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