Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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