First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
GEORGE BURNSThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
More George Burns Quotes
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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