Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSSex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
More George Burns Quotes
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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