All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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More Ron White Quotes
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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