I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
RON WHITEYou know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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