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Ron White

I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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