I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
RON WHITEI always wanted to be a popular comedian.
More Ron White Quotes
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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