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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.

Ron White

People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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