Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZIfyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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