Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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