Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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