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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.

Al Franken

You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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