When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
AISHA TYLERWhen I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I really do know football.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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