I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
AISHA TYLERWhen I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
-
-
One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
AISHA TYLER -
No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLER -
I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
AISHA TYLER -
I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLER -
Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
AISHA TYLER -
I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLER -
All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
AISHA TYLER -
Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLER -
Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
AISHA TYLER -
It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
AISHA TYLER -
I really do know football.
AISHA TYLER -
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
AISHA TYLER -
I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
AISHA TYLER -
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
AISHA TYLER -
The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
AISHA TYLER