I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLEREvery ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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