I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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