When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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