But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
ADAM CAROLLAThen there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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