I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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