Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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