A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLANo one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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