My first car was a motorcycle.
ADAM CAROLLAScrew guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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