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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!

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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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