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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

Adam Carolla

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLA

Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Funny Humor Month Potentially Really Trying Two Week
I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Biggest Coffee Soccer Soft Thinking Whatever World
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Experience Horrible Job Learned Mean
Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Allow Atheist Guilt Man Myself Screw Sex Ten
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Buc Focus Made Making Nickle Saving
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Country Dude Enough Funny Joy People Television Thinking
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Chick Dude Funny More Reason Why
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Aisle Feeling Land Side Thing Views
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out

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