I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I get depressed at airports.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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