I know everything because I know nothing.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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