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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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