Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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