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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Asian Black Hispanic Straight Together White Working
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Desire Infused Need Office Passion Patriotism Place Probably Vigor
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Enough Formatted Need Poor Reader Show Type
Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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