I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.

ADAM CAROLLA

The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.

ADAM CAROLLA

Definition Profession

I don’t know anything about computers.

ADAM CAROLLA

I don’t know anything about computers.

ADAM CAROLLA

Aware Computer Know Knowlege

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

ADAM CAROLLA

Mechanical Stuff

I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

ADAM CAROLLA

I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

ADAM CAROLLA

Democrat Democratic Republican

The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.

ADAM CAROLLA

Teliviosn Watching

My first car was a motorcycle.

ADAM CAROLLA

First Mine Motorcycle Vehicles

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.

ADAM CAROLLA

Chick Color Eye Visible

The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

ADAM CAROLLA

Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very

I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

ADAM CAROLLA

Annoyed Feel Like Time Travel Traveler

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

ADAM CAROLLA

Fist Hand Sanitizer

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

ADAM CAROLLA

Affiliation Everyone Glenn Beck Media Started Towards Worried

I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.

ADAM CAROLLA

I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.

ADAM CAROLLA

Fine Real Realist Sexist Simple

I know everything because I know nothing.

ADAM CAROLLA

I know everything because I know nothing.

ADAM CAROLLA

Everything Know Nothing Aware

All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

ADAM CAROLLA

Manageable Rate Regulation Standing Tax

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

ADAM CAROLLA

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

ADAM CAROLLA

Equal Everything Footing Publicist Rid

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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Ashtray Junior

I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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