I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLAI feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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