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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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