Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I get depressed at airports.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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