Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLANo, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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