You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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