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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Adam Carolla

. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Heo Methadone Monetary Organisation Welfare
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Especially Lot Missing More Partner Television
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Equal Everything Footing Hate Publicist Rid Thinking
You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Card Control Credit More Much Navigate Pill Realize Sugar Use
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Absolutely Ever Funny Humor Idea Relationship
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Bird Book Escape Mean Moving Relieved
The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Aisle Land Leave People Ten Thing View
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Better Emotional Guy Mechanical Stuff Women
If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Bird Human Remain Size Street Tax
Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Bed Difficulty Honestly Kind Relaxing Stuff
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Accomplishment Feel Good Should Yelled Yourself

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