When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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