If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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