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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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