I’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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