The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLALets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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