Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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