The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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