If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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