The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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