I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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