No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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