They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
TIM ALLENI have a thing for tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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