I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
TIM ALLENI have a thing for tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
-
-
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
TIM ALLEN -
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
TIM ALLEN -
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
TIM ALLEN -
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
TIM ALLEN -
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
TIM ALLEN -
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
TIM ALLEN -
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
TIM ALLEN -
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
TIM ALLEN -
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
TIM ALLEN -
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
TIM ALLEN -
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
TIM ALLEN -
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
TIM ALLEN -
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
TIM ALLEN -
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
TIM ALLEN -
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
TIM ALLEN